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Chicken File (BEWARE)!

on October 11, 2017

WARNING! THIS FILE CONTAINS THE MOST INPORTANT *CHICKENMETERS! IF YOU ARE READING THIS PUT THIS DOWN STRAIGHT AWAY! OH I SEE YOU ARE STILL READING! I TOLD YOU TO PUT YOUR DEVICE DOWN! COME ON! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SAID TO NOT READ THIS! OK YOU CAN READ IF YOU PROMISE TO NEVER TELL ANOTHER SOUL! I MEAN IT! OK LETS START!

Name: Caramel Human Age: 5 Chicken Age: 35 Colour: Caramel Nickname: Cara AKA: Caramel Karamel Gender: Female Personality: Warm  Breed: Plymouth Rock How Got Name: Colour Eggs (Per Season): 30 Egg Colour: Cream Egg Size: Giant Dominance: Medium Kindness: Medium Age When Got Them: 20 Favourite Place To Snooze: In Dirt Cheekiness: Low Intelligence: High Speed: Fast Favourite Phrase: Bworrrrrrrrk! Friends: Laura Size: Medium Favourite Food: Goats Cheese Birthday: September 21st

Caramel

Name: Laura Human Age: 2 Chicken Age: 7 Colour: Gold Nickname: Luo AKA: Laura Kabaura Gender: Female Personality: Solo  Breed: Silkie Cross Pekin How Got Name: Masterchef Finalist 2014 Eggs (Per Season): 15 Egg Colour: Cream Egg Size: Small Dominance: High Kindness: Medium Age When Got Them: 3 Weeks Favourite Place To Snooze: In Dirt Cheekiness: High Intelligence: Low Speed: Slow Favourite Phrase: Um um UM! Friends: Caramel Size: Small Favourite Food: Fried Egg Birthday: August 25th.

Laura

Name: Arum Human Age: 4 Months Chicken Age: 1 Colour: Black and Gold Nickname: Arrow AKA: Arum Parum Gender: Unknown Personality: Angry  Breed: Pekin How Got Name: Masterchef Person 2017 (Per Season): Too Young Egg Colour: Too Young Egg Size: Too Young Dominance: Medium Kindness: Medium Age When Got Them: 5 Weeks Favourite Place To Snooze: In Dirt Cheekiness: High Intelligence: Low Speed: Fast Favourite Phrase: BWWORRK! Friends: Lara Size: Small Favourite Food: Salmon Birthday: Unknown.

Arum

  Name: Lara Human Age: 4 Months Chicken Age: 1 Colour: Cream And Gold Nickname: Larre AKA: Lara Cabonara Gender: Unknown Personality: Passive  Breed: Pekin How Got Name: I Don’t Know (Per Season): Too Young Egg Colour: Too Young Egg Size: Too Young Dominance: Low Kindness: High Age When Got Them: 5 Weeks Favourite Place To Snooze: In Dirt Cheekiness: High Intelligence: Low Speed: Fast Favourite Phrase: BWWORRK BWORK! Friends: Arum Size: Small Favourite Food: Noodles Birthday: Unknown.

Lara

* Chickenmeter (Chicken Themonitor).


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